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Wednesday, 27 March 2024
Olympics
What is this new sport they're bringing to the Olympic Games? I'd be willing to train really hard to earn a place on the team.
2 comments:
Anonymous
said...
"Faster, higher, stronger...together"
The Olympic motto is thus enshrined in this new spanking event, James. Hilarious post!! Sooooo funny :-) I love that :-)
Let the Games begin!
Why, early doors... I'm always there first thing for the "Heats", James. And I know you will be active in the "warm up area" in your official capacity.
Apparently, strict, older adjudicators are permitted to say, "Look, if your brattitude does not improve right away, young lady...you will certainly be for the high jump". No PC on that one, thank the Lord.
Indeed, for the women's sprints events James, a "red card" (eg a false start) might well result in a "red bottom", and a sprint-knickers down spanking "off the blocks", already....to be confirmed, James. Possibly in the public stadium, or maybe more feasibly in the "quieter" practice zone. TBA.
Oh my! So what's in the female athletes' Paris 2024 kit bag, James ? Well, other than the standard, black plimsoll (nasty, hard, flexible ribbed sole) AKA British standard schoolgirl edition circa 1952. That's essential. of course.
Yup! And online parental consent forms have been sent out already, James (to great approval, it seems). But alas, there still seems some uncertainty regarding the final brand sponsorship of the kit backs James, with "rods, padding, gloves, baseball hats, chalk n belts" included...with Nike, Adidas and Puma all vying for corrective position here. And for sure, Mason Pearson are also now in the mix for the girls' apparel & equipment.
So yes, this inaugural "spanking event" needs to be a great success, James (with your keen help) because there is no guarantee that it will be a permanent fixture, or indeed invited back for the next games: Los Angeles 2028 (albeit American paddle corps are optimistically predicting revenues, already)
Last minute spanking rules still need clarifying, James, so y'all officials, female athletes & spectators should naturally consult the Paris 2024 OTK Handbook. Good luck, James ! Good Spartan Brenda xx
2 comments:
"Faster, higher, stronger...together"
The Olympic motto is thus enshrined in this new spanking event, James. Hilarious post!! Sooooo funny :-) I love that :-)
Let the Games begin!
Why, early doors... I'm always there first thing for the "Heats", James. And I know you will be active in the "warm up area" in your official capacity.
Apparently, strict, older adjudicators are permitted to say, "Look, if your brattitude does not improve right away, young lady...you will certainly be for the high jump". No PC on that one, thank the Lord.
Indeed, for the women's sprints events James, a "red card" (eg a false start) might well result in a "red bottom", and a sprint-knickers down spanking "off the blocks", already....to be confirmed, James. Possibly in the public stadium, or maybe more feasibly in the "quieter" practice zone. TBA.
Oh my! So what's in the female athletes' Paris 2024 kit bag, James ?
Well, other than the standard, black plimsoll (nasty, hard, flexible ribbed sole) AKA British standard schoolgirl edition circa 1952. That's essential. of course.
Yup! And online parental consent forms have been sent out already, James (to great approval, it seems). But alas, there still seems some uncertainty regarding the final brand sponsorship of the kit backs James, with "rods, padding, gloves, baseball hats, chalk n belts" included...with Nike, Adidas and Puma all vying for corrective position here. And for sure, Mason Pearson are also now in the mix for the girls' apparel & equipment.
So yes, this inaugural "spanking event" needs to be a great success, James (with your keen help) because there is no guarantee that it will be a permanent fixture, or indeed invited back for the next games: Los Angeles 2028 (albeit American paddle corps are optimistically predicting revenues, already)
Last minute spanking rules still need clarifying, James, so y'all officials, female athletes & spectators should naturally consult the Paris 2024 OTK Handbook.
Good luck, James !
Good Spartan Brenda xx
Hahahaha!
Very clever ;)
b xx
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