Items confiscated at airports

From The Independent newspaper this week:

Live animals and handcuffs are among the most confiscated items taken from passengers at airport security.  In a survey conducted by comparison site JetCost revealed that the most confiscated item was handcuffs, with 14 per cent of those surveyed admitting to having the item taken away from them.

More than 2,194 Britons over 18 were asked whether they’d ever had anything removed from their luggage by security while travelling - after first being asked if they had ever been tempted to take a souvenir home.  Second on the list of most confiscated items were nature related souvenirs such as sand or foliage - while nine per cent of respondents said when they tried to bring back a sample of sand from a particular beach, it’d be confiscated.

Living animals came third on the list, with 8 per cent saying creatures including lizards and spiders had to be left behind after they tried to bring them back from abroad.

This was the full list:

1. Handcuffs - 14%

2. Sand / foliage / other part of the natural surroundings - 9%

3. A living animal (i.e. lizards, spiders etc.) - 8%

4. Tent pegs - 6%

5. A dead animal (i.e. pheasant) - 3%

It might just be me but I'm more concerned with the ones trying to bring spiders, lizards, dead animals and tent pegs in their carry on luggage, than the ones with handcuffs....  But 14%??  Really???

Leggings?!

"Listen - I really don't care in the least what they told you in the shop where you bought them.  I'm telling you now and you'd do well to listen.  Those are not leggings - they are tights.  They are completely unsuitable for you to go outside in public wearing them in that manner.  So I'll tell you what I'm going to do to help you appreciate that for the future.  When we get home you'll go upstairs and fetch me that large wooden hairbrush from your dressing table.  Then I'm going to put you across my knee and apply the hairbrush with some vigour to the seat of your 'leggings' - I'm very confident that you'll quickly come to realise that they do not offer an appropriate level of protection for being seen in public and you'll have something to remember the next time you're choosing your wardrobe to go shopping."

The Dare

"Go on mate - I dare you!  You can even borrow my leash if you want to make it really sting..."

Education

As well as teaching kids the basics like reading and writing I think it's good to see examples of them being taught how to enjoy themselves when they get older...

Favourite for October

I'm confident that, even within the confines of the CP community and my regular viewers, I'm probably in a small minority with being keen on this image.

I can't help it but I just have a thing for opaque black tights (pantyhose) and the way that modern girls have embraced them as if they were some sort of cloak of invisibility.  The consequence is a willingness to wear shorter skirts and so it's easier to flip the skirt back to administer a spanking, sound in the knowledge that they're not actually going to offer any noticeable protection.  I also like her expression - I'm not sure which she is objecting to more, the spanking she's about to get, or having someone photograph her in such a demeaning position   Fortunately sullen resentment can be changed very quickly with a few hard smacks.

Thanks to Sound Punishment for the image.

Definitely don't approve of this idea

Favourite for September

I do like an image that begs you to concoct a storyline around it.  I have no idea what the original story was with this one but to me it's a very powerful and dramatic scene.

The older daughter has got herself into a serious scrape and thoroughly deserved the belting her father has just given her.  They've gone through the usual ritual of allegedly affording her the privacy of getting the punishment in the privacy of her own bedroom, but she and her father will have both been fully aware that her younger sister in the next door room with the door open will have heard everything and probably found it highly entertaining to hear her big sister sobbing and begging him at every crack of his broad leather belt on her bare bottom.

And then, with the punishment officially over, he's stood her on the landing with her bright red bottom on display and told she's going to stand there for half an hour with her hands on her head.  The stinging in her bottom may fade a little over that time but the ache in her arms will grow.

The ritual was that their father made a point of telling the younger sister that she was not to come out of her room to take a look unless she wanted to get the same.  But the reality was that all three of them knew he would go downstairs and close the living room door and pretty soon curiosity would win out and she'd chance her arm to sneak out and peak a look.

She'd have a good giggle at the sight of her elder sibling, safe in the knowledge that she wasn't in a position to make a scene about it.

(Thanks to The Ruleset for this unusual and provocative picture.)

Birthday Spankings

There's really no shortage of "Birthday Spanking" scenes on the internet, both as still images and as video clips.  Some of these are a good laugh for everyone, but quite clearly on some occasions the recipient finds it hurts a little more than they'd been expecting.  One of the things I really like about them is seeing the other girls who are participating in dishing it out because you have to assume that if this is normal in their social circle, then come their birthday, they can probably expect the same.  And if they hand it out particularly hard, then the one we're currently watching on the receiving end might very well get the chance to get their own back.

That said, I've recently come across a video clip - which I believe originates from Russia - and which is truly remarkable.  It appears to show a double birthday celebration with a guy first of all getting his birthday licks, and with a fair bit of force in some cases.  One of the key organisers and the first to deliver a pretty hard lick is the girl in the orange dress.

However, she turns out to also be celebrating and as he stands up and rubs an obviously sore posterior, the attention turns to her.  First of all he and three other lads throw her up in the air a numbers of times. Although she tries valiantly to hold on the hem of her skirt to maintain some dignity...

...ultimately she fails quite badly so everyone gets to see her knickers (including one female friend running round with a camera determined to get a personal record of her friend's embarrassment).

Finally, with that humiliation over it's her turn to face a belting from each of her friends.  The lad she hit so enthusiastically towards the start (who's still rubbing his own posterior) goes fairly gently on her but many of the others don't, especially the redhead in the tight denims.

If there's any justice, it'll be her birthday soon!

If it's grabbed your interest, here's a real treat...

Spank proof?

School skirt length

It seems to me that you can pretty well guarantee every month or so in the UK a local paper is carrying a story about one or more schoolgirls being sent home because the head teacher considers their skirt to be shorter than regulations permit.  I think I have the answer.  If I was the head teacher I would make it the rule that school skirts should look like this.

I'm fairly confident that very few girls would wear one shorter and need to be sent home.