Celebrity school

Any suggestions for other celebrities who should follow the excellent example of Christine Bleakley by checking back into their old school uniform?  I'm sure it wouldn't take me too long to find a reason to give her a detention...

Favourite for October

...and, yes, I do realise that I'm early and it's still September - however the choice was to either be a couple of days early or about two weeks late.  So, I've found an intriguing image that fully deserves a few extra days of exposure.

Here we have an attractive young lady, stark naked and displaying a very sexy and spankable bottom.  Of course the real reasons why this is so fascinating are that everyone around her is fully clothed, she bears the very clear signs of having had her backside thrashed quite recently, either with a birch or with switches I would guess, and yet she seems not to be especially concerned or self conscious and those around are - by and large - taking very little notice.

Does anyone happen to know the back story here?

"Touch your toes!"

I attended a school while in the age range 8 years to 11 years where rather trivial corporal punishment was used regularly - especially by the headmaster and in front to the class as well. The miscreant would be called out, given their instruction which ended with the instruction "Touch your toes." - they would do so, usually get a single whack with the stick he used across the seat of their trousers and were then expected to stand and say "Thank you sir, I'm a good boy now." With hindsight I don't imagine they hurt much at all but it was enough to keep people like me out of trouble because we didn't want to be called out, although the regular offenders clearly just got on with it. At the time I think we all realised that touching your toes wasn't easy for many and a lot got nowhere near, but we also realised that if you did, you would stretch your trousers, underpants and bottom more, and it would probably hurt more. But despite that, most of those summoned for what was termed a "beating" tried very hard to bend over as far as possible and if they could, they did actually touch their toes. Here are a few great  examples from some top spanking websites where some supper spanking models have "gone the extra mile" with a very straight legged "touch your toes" position That three word instruction still gets to me to this day!

Favourite for September

This one - I think - came from an old copy of Roué magazine.  It may be a bit understated for some people's taste around here but it bears a strong resemblance to a former girlfriend who I only dated very briefly a long time ago and, lamentably, I never got to see in quite such a state of dress.

Wor Cheryl

I suppose this is going to be a big dividing point but I couldn't not comment on the now infamous tattoo that Cheryl Cole has been showing off.

I have commented before that I'm no fan of tattoos and this is no exception.  Much as I would have liked to see Cheryl's bum prior to this mutilation I could have found an infinitely preferable technique for bringing some red colour to her cheeks.

Strange video clip

I first came across this on the internet a number of years ago and recently rediscovered it.  It is a very strange clip - two apparently very normal teen girls taking it in turns to slap each other hard across the face.

It's strange for two different reasons.  Firstly, and most obviously, they have obviously agreed to this and fairly calmly take it in turn to deliver the slaps and they deliver them with some force - it's not surprising that before the end they are both showing signs of how painful it is but we have no explanation for why they were prepared to endure this while someone else stood there videoing the whole thing.

The other reason that I find it strange it for the fact that it fascinates me.  I don't find face-slapping in the least erotic usually.  Sure, they are two young and attractive girls - the one on the right has a nice short skirt and good legs and both of them have skirts that show pretty shapely bottoms and I would much prefer to be slapping those.  Nevertheless, it does something for me and I was very happy to rediscover this little gem.

Favourite for August

I think the use of black and white is brilliant there because it means you focus on the two faces.  The stern teacher who is single-mided in her task of punishing naughty behaviour in the errant schoolgirl.  The schoolgirl trying to fight back tears and control herself through a very painful ordeal which, however much it may be justified, is pushing the girl's limits.  We don't know what error the girl has made and we don't know too much about the punishment.  We know that the girl's skirt is turned up - maybe she's been allowed to keep her panties on but maybe not.  Maybe she's feeling the leather strap blazing across her bottom cheeks or perhaps in this case her offence is such that the schoolmistress has decided that only the traditional cane will suffice. We do know that the girl is finding the experience extremely painful and awful, and that it may go on for some time as there is no sign of her chastiser feeling obliged to show her any mercy.

Hotels and temptation

Often hotels have the good sense to put a message on their towelling robes saying that if you would like to buy one of these you should contact housekeeping - while I've often wondered what they would say if you made such a request, I realise that it's really just a polite way of asking you not to accidentally put them in your case when you're packing to leave.

It seems surprising to me to see that they don't appear to see the need to similarly label clothes brushes when they're as delicious as this one I recently encountered.   A very solid and dark hardwood (mahogany?) with a very thin metal veneer looks like a formidable instrument of correction to me.

Sunny summer weather

We get so little really nice sunny summer weather in the UK that inevitably there are some things you are bound to forget from one time to the next.

Like, it's a really scorching day and you know a secluded little beach that nobody ever goes to and won't be overlooked.  You reach there and waste no time stripping off and soaking in the sun - after a while you have a splash about in the sea for a while to cool down and then return to the sun worshipping to allow yourself to slowly dry off.

Eventually, sadly, it's time to leave and that's when you remember!

Sand is really sticky stuff, and it's hard to get rid of it all before you put your clothes back on but it will be very uncomfortable if you don't.

Okay, so let me help - hand my one of your flip-flops and I'll show you just how we can remove that nasty sand!

And of course I hope you remembered when you first got to the beach - always SLIP-SLOP-SLAP!

European Court of Human Rights

The UK politicos and right wing end of the press in the UK (I don't think they have another end) have been having a right moan lately about the European Court of Human Rights.   The Sun newspaper reported on 8th July "BRITAIN may have to leave the European Court of Human Rights to stop another Abu Qatada shambles, David Cameron and Theresa May declared last night."

Am I the only one thinking that the abolition of corporal punishment in UK schools owed a lot to pressure from that court and several cases that the UK government lost in that court over the issue?  So if we were to come out...  I don't imagine for one moment there would be a headlong rush to repeal the ban, but maybe a few years down the line, some relaxation allowing some private schools to have a limited reintroduction???  Almost enough to make me vote conservative (but not quite).