This year sees the trial of a new service introduced by the government whereby any girl who finds herself on Santa's naughty list is liable to find that not only does she not get presents, but if she lives in the trial area, she is likely to receive a personal visit from the big man himself.
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and till it matches his coat...!
Merry Christmas friend :)
B
Flaming the figgy pudding a good'un !
I soooo approve, James !
Silent Night ?
Pray, not so much !!
Why, Georgia SA governors introduced this "trial of a new service" back in "Biblical times" - and it's still unreservedly popular by all accounts, James.
That said, James, regarding the discipline of naughty princess brats, y'all must not be lazy at this most wonderful time of the year - bring back the cane !
And In support of Santa's mindfulness, mental health, elfin safety, trusty palm n tired biceps, James, & moreover, given the replete Naughty list this year; may I suggest that some of the elves' beautifully crafted products be deployed for the task of chastising naughty girls' tender bare botties that are so perfectly secured, ensconced & anticipatory in residence ?
Oh my! Praise & pray for the provenance, James .....the most quality Lochgelly tawse in Scotland, the finest birch in Scandinavia, Le Martinet en France (wink for dearest, B), the whippiest, nasty stingy cane in Nigeria & Singapore & Ooh the rattan carpet beater in the Netherlands (pun intended)
Why, basting the turkey has never gotten easier !
Merry Christmas, James. With warmest wishes & thanks for your lovely blog & for dearest you in 2026 !
Good Lady Brenda (upon the highest and strictest) xx
I know that guy doing the spanking. :) You have no idea how hot it was inside of that costume. ;) Merry Christmas to you.
Richard Windsor
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