It's a long time since last Christmas so I thought I should remind folk, should you have to deal with any naughty behaviour over the festive season, a short branch cut from a fresh Christmas tree can be a most useful implement. Nicely whippy and flexible yet strong, and with pine needles to add a certain extra merry sting. Replace the Ho Ho Ho of Christmas with Ow Ow Ow!

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