After the London riots...

"Right young lady!  Now, I understand from your mother that you were out rather late last night.  She also tells me that when you finally came home you had a pair of new trainers, some new earrings and other jewellery and a half empty bottle of white wine.  I know it was the wrong night for late-night shopping so I'm going to need an explanation from you right now.  You'd better think of a good account of how this situation came about, or else I'll tell you what I think has been going on here.  And if my version comes out as the more likely, then I've got someone here waiting to deal with you..."