Are students a waste of space?

There's plenty of people who think so. After all, they cost the rest of us a lot of money, they don't study they miss more classes than they attend, do the bare minimum of work, and they're noisy and drunk most of the time. If that's your viewpoint, you'll probably be as pleased as I was to see one university has now found a use for students. Would that every university offered such a facility.