Music to travel to

Currently on a business trip and a lot of travelling and little time for blogging. However, the other day, on an especially long and tedious flight I had my MP3 player on, and I could swear as I dozed I heard an old Paul McCartney number...

Raising money running, seems to last forever,
Seeing lovely bottoms – running raising money,
Josie, Lucy, Dublin.
If I ever get round the course,
Thought of giving it all away
To a wonderful charity.
All I need is a vodka straight
If I ever get round the course.

Well, the cane it landed with a mighty crack – just like a starter’s gun,
And then Adele said to Jean and Amie - I hope you’re having fun.
Bums on the run, bums on the run.
And Kirstyn Gold and Zena Stones were smacking everyone
For the bums on the run, bums on the run, bums on the run, bums on the run

Well, the old headmaster drew a heavy sigh - wishing for a cane,
And a crowd was cheering on the city streets for the spankees on the run.
Bums on the run, bums on the run.
And Jadie Reece and Leia and Sam, were smacking everyone
For the bums on the run, bums on the run, bums on the run, bums on the run

Well, Pandora was wondering just what she’d done.
Being sponsored to be caned – but everyone’s having fun.
Bums on the run, bums on the run

(With apologies to Sir Paul and those girls with names that my limited poetical skills couldn't weave in there - well done all of you.)