The toy I always wanted

When I was a kid there was one toy that - year after year - I hoped someone would buy me but never did. I used to love playing with them when I went other kids houses but never had my own. Probably I would never have had the patience to do anything good with it but I just wanted an Etch-a-Sketch.

Now the American Spanking Society have shown just what is possible if you can be bothered. If I'd seen this before I just might have bought one myself!

Chelsea changes

Women all over the UK seemed to be devastated by the departure from Chelsea Football Club (soccer) on their manager Jose Mourinho (a.k.a. The Special One) and his subsequent replacement by the (largely unknown) Avram Grant. While admitting that Mourinho's press conferences were a delight, the change seems rather less devastating to me - perhaps because of the headline in The Sunday Times on 23rd September proclaiming THE CHELSEA GIRL READY FOR A SPANKING.

This refers to Avram Grant's wife, Tzofit Grant, who is a 42 year old TV-host in Israel where she has variously bathed in liquid chocolate and, more interestingly, received a spanking from a practising sado-masochist. No pictures of the actual spanking so far (if you have one, I'd love to see it...) but quite a few others of the lady concerned. And I for one wouldn't mind helping out if she's missing her experiences from back home...